the-unpopular-opinions:

I think the authors tried too hard to write the teenagers. The whole time I was reading this I could only think about how I have never met anyone who actually acted like any one of the characters.

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU.

I HATED this book. 

I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY EVEN AFTER YOU ALREADY SAID YOU’D INVITE ME.

I HOPE CARLY RAE JEPSEN WAS SUPER FUN.

AND I HOPE YOUR HOTEL SUITE WAS GREAT.

I HOPE YOU HAD A LOVELY TIME EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN’T INVITE ME EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID YOU WOULD.

AND NOW I KNOW YOU WERE LYING YOU LYING LIAR PANTS.

I’ve been recently watching Glee. It’s ok, as far as colorful high school TV shows go, but I have a few problems with it. 

Sure, I can suspend my disbelief about the fact that they all know the steps and words to every single song that any one of them decides to sing. I get that. It’s part of the show. I can understand.

But some things that don’t quite add up:

Their lockers don’t work correctly. They have the kinds of locks on the lockers that you have to physically open and take off the lock to open the locker, and they never show the kids taking off or putting on the locks. They just open and close their lockers, no problem.

They have seniors in geometry class. Like, what? It seems like the only math class is geometry. It would just take one person in high school to tell the producers that if you’re a senior in geometry, you might have a learning disability. 

Then there are the random plot points throughout the show that don’t add up. In the third season, why doesn’t Rachel fall apart when she meets Beth? It’s basically Shelby saying, “Well, you weren’t good enough to be my child, but she is.” Also, there are so many times where they say that this person will get a solo the next competition, and then they aren’t even shown in the song. Things like that.

The producers of this show REALLY SUCK at making things add up.

That is all. 

chloelukaslak:

Dance Moms is like one of those friends who u were rlly close with and they were super fun but then they got popular and everything went downhill from there

y0ung-blood:

valentines day drinking game: take a shot every time someone complains about being single

10 minutes in: alcohol poisoning 

mr-derp-herpin:

ke$ha looked like this in high school

just let that sink in for a little bit

THERE’S HOPE. 

nuditea:

“when one door closes, another one opens”

imagine how annoying it would be if that were true

you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open

your cat escapes

you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

I read that as “over-stuffed panties”

Aaaaaand I’m done. 

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myflawedfairytale:

I like diversity, so I’ll always follow back :)

welaughwecrywefalldownstairs:

TRU

-R

Well it’s kind of important to be fit. Just sayin’.

Idk I just really wish I was pretty and nice and funny and one of those people that people just liked, you know?